Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...