Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A photographer from a well known national magazine…
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...