face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Rabbi’s anniversary present
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.