To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...