Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...