Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...