Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant