Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...