What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...