Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...