Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
The Story of Micro and Mini
The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...