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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
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A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
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Didja hear the news
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