The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...