Blonde Car Accident
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Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
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Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...