Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...