How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...