The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...