Ebonics 101
Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...