Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...