Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Workplace insanity
|HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE Page yourself over...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...