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Two fools are about to go flying
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A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
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It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
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The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
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The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
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|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
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