Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Missy in heat
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Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!