The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....