Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...