What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...