Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...