Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Children Books You Won’t See
Children Books That Didn’t Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won’t Eever See…1…You...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...