To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...