Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...