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yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Do you realize what I am?
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
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A bullfrog!
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How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
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What will communism be like when perfected?
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