Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...