Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...