A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...