yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
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Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
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Why is sex like money in the bank?
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