A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!