What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...