The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...