Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.