Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...