Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...