Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Grinch Quiz!
How to Tell if You’re a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...