A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...