Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...