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A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
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A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
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Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Food Better Than Men
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Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...