Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...