Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!