Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...