Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...