Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...