Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began…
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...