A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...